Okay folks. First off, I must apologize for my writing absence. The household was bludgeoned with the flu and we finally see a light at the end of the tunnel, and on New Years Day! Ironic? I don’t think so. 2019 was just prewritten to be total shit for my small family and man was it ever. Venus Retrograde anyone?
So here’s to 2020, it couldn’t be any worse. Not to mention, who doesn’t love the twenties? Especially since a hundred years ago us ladies scored women’s suffrage rights, and now look at how far we have come and how much further we can go.
Thanks to those dashing flappers I can vote twits in and out of office and it still won’t do a damn thing, but hey I will vote, so BAM. However, my further action plan for this year wouldn’t have been made possible if this movement didn’t bring awareness to the importance of women in society and the economy, I mean we do make up fifty percent of the population and we do have a special way of spending money. It’s much easier to spend money when you’re the one making it, which segues me into 2020 action plan.
As many of you may or may not know, my husband has been in the Air Force for six years now and he’s been stuck overseas for quite some time, god bless that man ( and I don’t believe in the big man upstairs so that’s big).In 2020, I will get him back, my kids will get him back, and we can finally settle wherever we are meant to reside and probably finish off his military career. This is where I will continue my love to write, design, talk, and strategize with other people just as crazy as myself. 2020 will be my career enforcing year somewhere, sometime soon.The determined ones will prevail damn it! However, when one works hard you know they also play hard, so, ladies and gentlemen, a little party never killed nobody!
Song on Repeat: A Little Party Never Killed Nobody by Fergie
As life continues to use it’s dirty little tricks on me, because it’s inevitable, I imagine I will have to outwit fate and find creative ways to do what I am most passionate for: copywriting. I imagine at some point some freelance work will be necessary, lots of fun cover letters may get written, emails will linger to and fro, and if all things work then I will be writing taglines, headlines, short copy, long copy, medium copy, choppy copy, long bob copy, the Charleston copy, Egyptian bob copy, pixie copy, okay the last few totally aren’t a thing, but copy was starting to seem like a hairstyle to try on for a while there, it was fun, right?
Next week let’s talk spoonerisms, mondegreens, eggcorns and other made-up sounding word topics that aren’t made up whatsoever, it should be funny-or not.
So cheers to this even numbered year, which has always brought me luck and goodwill. Best of luck to all you beautiful minds and Happy New Year!